What do you call a couple, who are both in wheelchairs?

A pair of polegics!

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What do you call... What do you call it when a person in a wheelchair tries to get through a non-automatic door?

A tard time

What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

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Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

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How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!