What do you call a couple, who are both in wheelchairs?

A pair of polegics!

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Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

What type of people can you not stand?

People in wheelchairs

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What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ?

Hush puppies !

Why were the suspenders arrested?

A: For holding up a pair of pants.

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When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

How can you tell if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a couple of test tickles...