When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!

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Why was the ant so confused?

All of if its uncles are aunts!

How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

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What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.