When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!

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How do you sort out Ant and Dec?

Squash one and deal with the other later.

What insect is the Wood Ant related to?

The Should Ant and the Could Ant.

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How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.