When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!

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What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on Ant?

Nothing, Pink Panther doesn't talk!

What do ants drink?

Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

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Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.