What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear

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What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?

A: I have my eye on you.

Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

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Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear