What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

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What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".

What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".

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What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.