How do fireflies start a race ?

Ready steady glow !

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How do you start a hedgehog race?

Say "GAH".

What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

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What do we want? Racing car noises! When do we want them?

Neeeeeeeeooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .

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Why is it always so sunny in Firefly and Serenity?

Because they only have one season.

How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.