What do you call an army of corn?

The Musket - ears

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What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

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How far away is the US Army's website?

Just a few klicks away.

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!