Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

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How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Tell her she's pregnant.

How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

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How to make your ears pop?

Try some sparkly earrings.

What would bears be without bees?

Ears!

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Why did they fire Victoria?

Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?

Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

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Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

What the corniest part of a corn field?

The corner.