Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

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How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

How do you tell the time in the US?

By looking at a bomb

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Why are farmers cruel?

A: They pull corn by the ears.

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

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What would bears be without bees?

Ears!

Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

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How do deaf people tell each other secrets ?

They wear mittens.

How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one?

He wears mittens.

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What the corniest part of a corn field?

The corner.

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!