Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Idk, its too dark to tell them apart.

How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

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Who is the supreme religious leader of the corns?

Pope corn!

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

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What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

How do French girls hold their liquor?

By the ears

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Why can't you keep secrets in a bank?

Because of all the tellers.

What's the secret to a long life?

I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"

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What the corniest part of a corn field?

The corner.

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!