What's the best way to stop a German train?

them nicely.

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What do you call a nice looking WWII german solider?

A Neo Hotzi

Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

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Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

A: Because 36 would be too many.

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

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What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

What's the best way to make friends?

tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."