What's the best way to stop a German train?

them nicely.

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How do you say car troubles in German?

Mein Karmph

What do Germans say when you show them a meme?

Danke.

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Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.

Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

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What's the best way to capitalize on an opportunity?

ON AN OPPORTUNITY

What's the best way to see yesterday's front page ?

9GAG