What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

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What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS

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What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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Who's the healthiest member of the Army?

General Wellbeing

What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

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What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.