What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

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Bad at golf?

Join the club.

What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS

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What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

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What does the Army call it's Muslim infantry units with vehicles?

Mecca-nized infantry.

Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

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What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.