What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

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What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

Why must you be religious to join the Navy?

Because it's a place of war ship.

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Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

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What does the Army call it's Muslim infantry units with vehicles?

Mecca-nized infantry.

What military branch has the largest biceps?

The Army.

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What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.