What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

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Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

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Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

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What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.