What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?

Life is a maze.

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

Where does the pirate put his ear ring?

In his buccaneer.

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!