What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn?

A buck-an-ear!

How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What did the demonic junkie get charged with?

Two counts of possession

How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.