How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

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Why does nobody laugh at zombie-Peter Pan's jokes?

He always tells them with a dead Pan face.

Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

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How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

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What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ?

Because they have electric 'eels !

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How do you get a clown off a swing?

hit him in the face with an Axe

What do you call a midget with an axe?

A battle dwarf