How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

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Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is?

By how many slaves he has.

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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

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How do you get a clown off a swing?

hit him in the face with an Axe

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.