How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

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What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

How can you tell a woman is having a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette

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What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

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What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A: A buzzness suit!

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

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What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

When O. J. Simpson's kids wanted to go out and play, what did he tell them?

Go axe your mother."