What do you call an asthmatic vampire?

Vlad The Inhaler.

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Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

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Why did the little boy use his inhaler?

No wheezin'"

What do you call an asthmatic vampire?

Vlad The Inhaler.