What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

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What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

ell if I know.

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

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Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

Why couldn't they execute the railway worker with the electric chair?

He was too good a conductor

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Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?

She was trying to get ahead !

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

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What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

What did the Englishman call the hilarious Slav?

Top Vlad.