Vlad Jokes

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

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What do you call an asthmatic vampire?

Vlad The Inhaler.

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

What did the Englishman call the hilarious Slav?

Top Vlad.

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What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

Why was the girl with the Frozen balloon sad?

Because she...let it go!

Inhaler Jokes More Inhaler Jokes

What do you call an asthmatic vampire?

Vlad The Inhaler.

Why did the little boy use his inhaler?

No wheezin'"

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?

Black people can't swim. -.-

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

Englishman Jokes More Englishman Jokes

What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup final?

The referee

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

Where is Dracula's American office?

The Vampire State Building.

Which flavor ice cream is Dracula's favorite?

Vein-illa.

Slav Jokes More Slav Jokes

What do you call black men working while white men watch?

Slav-The NBA

What did the Englishman call the hilarious Slav?

Top Vlad.

Henry Viii Jokes More Henry Viii Jokes

How does Henry VIII like his coffee?

Decap.

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?

She was trying to get ahead !