Inhaler Jokes

What do you call an asthmatic vampire?

Vlad The Inhaler.

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Why did the little boy use his inhaler?

No wheezin'"

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

A: Root position cords.

What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

What's the difference between former House Speakers Hastert and Pelosi?

Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.

Choke Jokes More Choke Jokes

What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor?

Don't inhale so fast or you'll choke."

Vlad Jokes More Vlad Jokes

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.