What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.

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How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

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Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

What did one Redditer say to another?

Doesn't matter, the real joke is in the comments.

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What's enormous, gray, and unimportant?

Irrelephant.

What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.