Why does government matter?

It doesn't.

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

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What's the matter with him?

Nothing. He's a positron."

What do you call a dog that can't hear?

Doesn't matter much, does it