What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?

Annette !

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

Where would you find an elephant ?

Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose !"

Annette Jokes More Annette Jokes

What do you call a girl hanging from a basketball rim?

Annette

What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

Tennis Court Jokes More Tennis Court Jokes

What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!