What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

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Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

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Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

Whats an iPhone 7's favorite brand of frozen pizza?

Not Jack's.

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What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

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What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

What is Jack the Rippers favorite restaurant?

Chick Fillet

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Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

What's Tim Cook's new nickname?

Jack The Ripper