What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

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What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

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What did terrorist say to my friend Jack?

Hi Jack!

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

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Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

winnie the Philosopooh

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Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

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What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.