Men always like intellectual company
The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!
It makes them feel popular.
The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.
I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.
Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border
Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D