What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

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Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?

Take all the matches out first !

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Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

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What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.