Where would you find an elephant ?

Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose !"

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How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.