What do you call an epileptic leper taking a bath?

Porridge.

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What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

What do you call an epileptic leper taking a bath?

Porridge.

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Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge