What do you call an epileptic leper taking a bath?

Porridge.

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What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

A shampoodle

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ?

After a week he was spotless !

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What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge

Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.