What do you call an epileptic leper taking a bath?

Porridge.

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

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What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge

How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.