How many mexicans can you fit in a bus?

All of them.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

Why did the boy drip his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.

How long does it take a group of Mexicans to build a building?

Oh look, they're done.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries