How many mexicans can you fit in a bus?

All of them.

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Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop?

She was hit by a bus

How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

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What do you call it when a car full of Mexicans catches fire?

Baked beans

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

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What shoe can fit 206 million feet in it?

Honshu!

How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.