What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge

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Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

Why am I ambivalent about a swimming pool?

It just deepends.

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Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*

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What do you call an epileptic leper taking a bath?

Porridge.

Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.