What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge

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How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

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What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1

Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

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What do you call an epileptic leper taking a bath?

Porridge.

Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.