What do you call an instrument that gets a president impeached?

Harmonica Lewinsky.

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What happened to the tyrannical fruit?

He was impeached!

What do you call an instrument that gets a president impeached?

Harmonica Lewinsky.

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Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

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What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

What instrument was the predecessor to the tuba?

The oneba