What do you call an instrument that gets a president impeached?

Harmonica Lewinsky.

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What happened to the tyrannical peach?

He got impeached!

What happened to the tyrannical fruit?

He was impeached!

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How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

What President of the United States smells the worst?

The-Odor-e Roosevelt.

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What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!