What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

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Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

What music do they play in a mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

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Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming?

because he had no body to go with

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

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What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.

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Why are the saxophone afraid of the trombone?

Because the trombone is a sax offender.

What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!