Impeach Jokes

What is a south Koreans favorite fruit?

An impeach.

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What happened to the tyrannical fruit?

He was impeached!

What happened to the tyrannical peach?

He got impeached!

What do you call an instrument that gets a president impeached?

Harmonica Lewinsky.

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What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

When they named the state of New Mexico were they degrading the state or honoring Mexico?

it seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens

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What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

Ur-ine!"

How to get a job without experience ?

Just run for office!

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What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

What is a south Koreans favorite fruit?

An impeach.

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What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)

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Why does Yellow hate Red?

Because Red Blue Green.

How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

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Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

Why is the men's room always located to the left?

Because women are always right.

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How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin