Impeach Jokes

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What is a south Koreans favorite fruit?

An impeach.

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What happened to the tyrannical fruit?

He was impeached!

What happened to the tyrannical peach?

He got impeached!

What do you call an instrument that gets a president impeached?

Harmonica Lewinsky.

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What is a south Koreans favorite fruit?

An impeach.

What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

Why is American Airlines the best airlines company?

Because they are the only one to drop you directly to your office.

Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

Instrument Jokes More Instrument Jokes

What instrument do piggys play in a band?

Pigcussion!

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do SJWs hate cannibals?

They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.

Why does Tumblr hate symmetrical shapes?

Because they can't even

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Who takes over when the Ultrasound man is on leave?

The Hip Replacement Guy.

Why's he happy?

He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

President Jokes More President Jokes

What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you