What do you call an investment banker who's always watching you?

A stocker.

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Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

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Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

What do you call an investment banker who's always watching you?

A stocker.