What do you call an investment banker who's always watching you?

A stocker.

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What are the famous last words of a redneck?

Hey ya'll, watch this!"

Why don't women need watches?

There's a clock on the stove.

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Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

Why did the investment bankers start dating?

Compound interest