Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

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Water...

Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

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MOO-barak!

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Leave my presents

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Because he lost interest.

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Compound interest

Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.