Why did the investment bankers start dating?

Compound interest

Previous Random Joke Next

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How are STEM majors and inflatable slides the same?

You start off excited over your lofty heights and slowly slide down into something soft.

How does procrastination start?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How do you tell a lonely geologist from a social one?

The lonely one dated igneous rocks!

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Investment Banker Jokes More Investment Banker Jokes

Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

What do you call an investment banker who's always watching you?

A stocker.