a paleontologist.
Paddy Hor D'oeuvre
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."
Because they were veloco*raptured*.
That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.
A HISSSSStorian.
Triggernometry
Because he had a bone to pick.