Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

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Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

How do dinosaurs like their chicken?

RAWWWWWWWW!!!!

What do you call a dinosaur who just got out of a relationship?

Tyrannosaurus Ex

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

Palm Tree Jokes More Palm Tree Jokes

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

What kind of tree likes a high five?

A palm tree