Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

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Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo?

A: Bronco-saurus!

What do you call a dinosaur you just insulted?

T-REKT.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why was Sir Lancelot too tired to jump over the moat?

He didn't get a good knight's leap. Wakka wakka!

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

What does a Gorilla attorney study?

The Law of the jungle!

What's the stupidest animal you can find in a jungle?

A polar bear.

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

Palm Tree Jokes More Palm Tree Jokes

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

What kind of tree likes a high five?

A palm tree