Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.

What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?

The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.