Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

What is Darth Vader's least favorite band?

Faith No More

Suspend Jokes More Suspend Jokes

Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.

Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit