What do you call an obese terrorist who plays for the Yankees?

Derek Bin Jeter

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Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

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How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

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What's the definition of a Yankee?

A. Same thing as a "quickie" only you do it yourself.

What's a Yankee?

It's a quickie....but you do it yourself