What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

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Why did the Cephalopod get coal for christmas?

Because he was on the nautilust.

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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When is a rabbi dishonest?

July

What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!

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What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.