What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

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How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl

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What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July !

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How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.