What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

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What Video Game do feminists LOVE to play?

No MAN'S sky!

When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

Default

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How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

A: One.

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What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

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How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I'll see myself out.

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What does an egg do for fun?

Kari - YOKE - ee *Ha Ha Ha*

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun