What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

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What childhood game are orphans not aloud to play?

House.

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

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What is a parrot's favorite game ?

Hide and Speak !

How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

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What do you call a girl shell?

A she shell.

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

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What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

A: Wheeee!

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

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What do you call it when you make fun of someone's gambling addiction?

Slot shaming.

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)