What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is it so expensive to divorce a woman here in California?

Because it's worth it.

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Obese Jokes More Obese Jokes

How do you get rid of an obese demon?

You exercise it.

What do you call a morbidly obese hippy?

Tie Dyeabetes

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What is the similarity between a tornado and a divorce in the south?

Someone is loosing a trailer.

Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur who just got out of a relationship?

Tyrannosaurus Ex

What is your relationship with the plaintiff?

A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979

Obese People Jokes More Obese People Jokes

What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.