What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Why do we hit things when they don't work?

Because it worked with slavery

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?

Ilene. What if she is Chinese? Irene.

Obese Jokes More Obese Jokes

How do you get rid of an obese demon?

You exercise it.

What do you call two obese lesbians who are about to turn in for the night?

Bedward ScissorHams

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between Nike and the KKK?

They both make black men run faster.

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

Why do horses have such a low divorce rate?

Because they're all in relationships!

Obese People Jokes More Obese People Jokes

What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.