What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize"

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Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

What do you say to a man with no legs?

Nothing, he'll shoot you.

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What do you call an Asian woman on the moon?

an Astronaut

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

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What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me"

What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

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What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moonmission?

He Apollo-gized.

What do you call a chicken going to the moon?

Apollo 11