What's similar between an elephant and a plum?

They're both grey except for the plum.

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Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise. :)

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common?

They're both purple except the elephant.

How are an elephant and a plum the same?

A: They're both purple, except for the elephant.