What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

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What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

What is it called when a cow is unwillingly milked?

Moo**lestation

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What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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Why are Democrats stupid enough to believe in climate change?

Because they were vaccinated as children.

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

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What do you call an owl that does magic?

Hooooooo-dini!

Why aren't there any black magicians?

Because magic is stupid.