What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

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What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

Magic Jokes More Magic Jokes

What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

How did David Copperfield get HIV?

From doing Magic.