What can I do you for?

Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

Why did the woman fall into the well?

She couldn't see that well.

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

What's it called when you make sure you don't spill the wine?

Being carafe-ful.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes