Cia Jokes

How did Bourne send data to the CIA?

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What do you call a CIA agent that nobody cares about?

Li Yung

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.

What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

What do you call an old-school CIA agent who believes his work is none of the public's goddamn business?

A Pte-redact-yl

Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

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What do you call a CIA agent that nobody cares about?

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How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman

How do you spell "apathy"?

I don't care.

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What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

What did the baby computer call his dad?

Data!

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Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?

Cupigs!

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

What followed the dinosaur ?

It's tail !

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.

Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

Grocery Jokes More Grocery Jokes

Where do crows go to buy groceries?

Kroger

Where is Benedict Arnold's favorite place to shop for groceries?

Traitor Joe's

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!