What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

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What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips?

Just a Daesh.

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

What do you call a pepper in late autumn?

A little chili

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks?

A seasoned veteran.

What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

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How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.