Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

What do you called being pepper sprayed at UC Davis?

Occupational hazard.

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

because they would sneeze in pepper water.

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

What does a nut say when it sneezes?

Cashew.

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.