Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.

What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

How do you know if a pepper is being nosy?

When he's jalapeno business!

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

Why don't dead people sneeze?

Because they're too busy coffin.

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.