Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

What fish is best to have in a boat?

A Sailfish.

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Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

because they would sneeze in pepper water.