How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips?

Just a Daesh.

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Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

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What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

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What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

What is the Islamic State's favorite crime?

The Dine-and-Daesh.