How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips?

Just a Daesh.

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What did NaCl go to prison for?

A-salt

How did the cynic die?

He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.

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What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

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What do you do when ISIS attacks?

Make a mad Daesh to a shelter

How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.