What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What's the difference between an English pig and a French pig?

A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.

What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?

The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?

I can't help it I'm hooked.

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!"

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

Why do so many white people do meth?

Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for french fries.

What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!