What do you call an Optomitrist who is very highly thought of in his community?

Respectacle

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Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

What's a pirates favourite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".

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What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?

Too Mennonite