Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?

Too Mennonite

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What did the football say to the football player?

A: I get a kick out of you.

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

Amish Jokes More Amish Jokes

Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

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Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Two men a night.

How do you keep an amish girl happy?

Two men a night.

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What is an Hommish woman's fantasy?

Two Mennonite

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated ?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens

Community Jokes More Community Jokes

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.