Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?

Too Mennonite

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Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

Why was the insect kicked out of the wildlife preserve?

A: It was a litterbug.

Amish Jokes More Amish Jokes

What do you call a group of Amish children?

Amlets. (I'll see myself out)

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

Amish Girl Jokes More Amish Girl Jokes

What do all Amish girls want?

Two Mennonite

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Two men a night.

Mennonite Jokes More Mennonite Jokes

What do all Amish girls want?

Two Mennonite

How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

Community Jokes More Community Jokes

What do you call a socialite stripper?

a peeler of the community!

What do you call an Optomitrist who is very highly thought of in his community?

Respectacle