How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.

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What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

Where do cats go to vacation?

Meowi

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What do you call a night watchman with deep-set self-esteem issues?

An insecurity guard

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Gasoline Jokes More Gasoline Jokes

How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

Woof Jokes More Woof Jokes

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

Douse Jokes More Douse Jokes

How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!