How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.

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What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

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How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

What did the spud lover do before it went to bed?

A: It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.

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How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.

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Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House?

A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!

How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)

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How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.