What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

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Why is Bon Jovi's bed always messy?

Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not

What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

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How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster ?

Terrier-fied !

How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

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Why was the woman so attached to her Dr. Scholl's gel insert?

OC It was her sole comfort.

What is the Kingsman policy on workplace relationships?

OC) Brogues before Hos

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What's the mating call for a University of Alabama student?

I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!"

What's the mating call of a sorority girl?

O My GOd! I am so drunk.

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What do you call a snail in the Navy?

A Snailor

Why must you be religious to join the Navy?

Because it's a place of war ship.